In a late-breaking story, Caitlyn Jenner now says she’s black.
“Deep down inside, I’ve always felt like a black,” she confessed, smiling at the cameras despite recent surgery that has left her lips overly puffy. Her nose will be widened in a subsequent surgery, and she has already begun skin dye treatments. “I can’t wait to get my afro, yo!” she added, doing something vaguely black with her hands.
An unnamed spokesperson from the NAACP applauded Jenner’s honesty, adding that Latisha (formerly Caitlyn) (formerly Bruce) is a role model for blacks everywhere. “We may well be nominating her for the Black Woman of the Year Award!”